The Chosen One

He is the chosen one. He will bring balance. Train him.

The Ideal Candidate

He’s the balance between the emotional and the sexual sides.

Nerf Herder

Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!

The Friend Zone

I find your lack of sex appeal disturbing, but we can still be friends, right?


Scoundrel? Scoundrel? I like the sound of that.

The Bad Boy

There’s always a bigger fish, but sometimes I want to talk in something other than grunts and moans.

Rebel Scum

Freeze! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You Rebel scum!

Not Feeling It

Do or do not? Well, I’m not doing it.

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When Stormtroopers Try To Date

He’s a lonely Stormtrooper trying to find love on a planet not-so far far away. After years of independence, AmericanTK is searching for that special guy to fill his co-pilot’s seat. He’s keeping track of the locals he meets along the way by putting them into one of four classifications; Chosen One, Nerf Herder, Scoundrel, and Rebel Scum.

The Chosen One masters the emotional and sexual aspects of the relationship and will reach that coveted seat in the cockpit. For those who only master one side end up being a Nerf Herder or a Scoundrel. The Nerf Herder will end up being a potential new friend whereas the Scoundrel might end up as either a one night stand or a fuck bud. For those that lack strength in either the emotional or sexual aspects, there’s only one spot remaining. The Rebel Scum just isn’t a match.

Check out the places AmericanTK has visited. If you’re as clever as a Bothan spy, you can figure out how AmericanTK classified each person he met along the way. Would you have made the same decisions?

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What The Internet Says

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Can’t believe you’re single

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